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demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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Or when im in the car

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awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

There are two types of people in this world.

And apparently Blink-182 are both.

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

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studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

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hidebehindthemonitor:

Here have this pole dancing bunny.

hidebehindthemonitor:

Here have this pole dancing bunny.

(via 420nohomobruh)

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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(via seriously-youknow)

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